Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Whats 0+0 0

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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