What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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