How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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