Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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baby loves lalma

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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