A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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God is real

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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