what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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