Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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This is my joke. funny

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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ss sa asd g dg asd g asd g sdg s dg sad g ads g s dg sad g sadg as dg as dg sdg ds gs dg sdg sd g sdg sd g sdg ds gsd g ds g sdg sd g sdg sd g sdg as sdg know i'm sayin?

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Anti Joke

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