A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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don't look behind you

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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