God is real

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Men's rights.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Halo < COD

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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