- Anti Joke

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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