Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Nah

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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