do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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George Bush.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Anti Joke

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