What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

the jokes are repetitive on this site

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Gestapo.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What's 9+10=? 19

Womens Rights.

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