a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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where are you?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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