What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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