Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Garry Glitters on here

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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ugh good riddance

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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