What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Paul Dylan King!

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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