What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

math test 2=2

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What did you say? I don't know.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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