Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What is a question?

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

save water shower with friends

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

I have no ideas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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