Civil Rights.

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i eat poop

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Woman's rights

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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