- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

The Bible

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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