- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why was Timmy sad?

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

knock knock

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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