What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

co jo kurwa tocza?

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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