the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Compton

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Nice weather we're having.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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"Up to 50% off."

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Knock knock What

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Is this a chair?

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