Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Your mother is a man.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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