THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Womens Rights.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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women

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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"Up to 50% off."

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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