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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Your mom

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Woman's rights.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Potato

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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