- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Smart Blondes

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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