How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Women's rights

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Nah

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Nathan Gooderson.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

So a black man hails a taxi...

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