- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

This is not a good joke.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A black man walks into a book store.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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