What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Gestapo.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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