- Anti Joke

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

So dont touch it

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.