What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Your social life

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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