- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What is a question?

knock knock

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Guess what? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Women's rights...

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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