- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

The Bible

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Knock knock Come In.......

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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