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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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The Bible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Women's Rights

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Woman's rights

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How do magnets work?

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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