What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Once upon a time.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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