- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

That's Racist

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Does this napkin chloroform?

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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