A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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hey

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like for a handjob.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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gay rights

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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