Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

This is my joke. funny

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Woman's Rights.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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