What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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fabien

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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