Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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