What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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who farted your mother

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Anti Joke

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