Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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