Agricultural production fell significantly.

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The Irish man was sober.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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That didn't hurt.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Society.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Anti Joke

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