Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

a catholic priest and a young boy

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

PENlS.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

That's Racist

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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