Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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knock knock go away ok

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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