penis hehehehe

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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