- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Banana wrote this...

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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