Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What is worse than hell?

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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