I grammer is gooder then yours.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

monkey sponge

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Alt F4

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Your mom

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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