why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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math test 2=2

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What abou three times

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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