- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

You just won the game...

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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