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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

who eats pencils asians

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A jew went to Germany.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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