Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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space is fun

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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