- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

A jew went to Germany.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Knock Knock. Come in.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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