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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

I like to eat people

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

im a selling a car

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Kah-________-

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

An iguana walks out of a bar

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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