- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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