Halo < COD

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

you will now laugh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

There's no "i" in tim.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Gadaffi

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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