Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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guess what what? nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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maddie latino

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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