What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why was Timmy sad?

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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stop it ryan vallee

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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