knock knock who's there?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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hi. thats what she said.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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