- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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