- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What's dead? Your mum.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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