How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What abou three times

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

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