- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Unflushed Shit...

Guess what? No.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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