What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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asian drivers.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Rebecca Black

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Anti Joke

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