Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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