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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Wheelchair high jump

How much is an abortion? A life

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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