- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

9/11

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Penis jokes.

whats better than 24................. 25

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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