Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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don't look behind you

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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A black guy with his family.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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