The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Alt F4

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hey bill!

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Hi

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whats brown? poop.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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