Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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the real mccoy

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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hey bill!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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