- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

you will now laugh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

haha, you're an orphan

What's a small person? A midget

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Ms. Smoot's class

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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