A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How many dislikes can this get?

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Chicken

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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