Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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like for a handjob.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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