A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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