Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Christians pornstars.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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baby loves lalma

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Sorry boss

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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math test 2=2

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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BWAT

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Potato.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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