What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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BWAT

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Potato.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Penis-Pump

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Gadaffi

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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