- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

math test 2=2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Women's Sports

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

democracy

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Women's rights

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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