- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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