Doorbell salesman.

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Nobody cares.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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knock knock go away ok

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Penis-Pump

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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