Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Christians pornstars.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Sorry boss

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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