What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Knock knock Come In.......

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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anne hatthaway

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Susie has Autism

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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