you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Canada

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Women's football

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Women's Sports

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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