- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's cold and icy? Ice

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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