- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

whats 2+2? 4

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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