- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

The horse said "nay."

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Six million.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Dancing Potatoe!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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