- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Jared Gough is a slut

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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