roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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My mom just died....

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hey.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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JEWS

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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