Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Women

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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