silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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