Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

The penn state football administration

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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