You smell bad? Cool.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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space is fun

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what's red and blue? your heart

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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