Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Doorbell salesman.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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BWAT

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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