- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What's red and has wheels a red car....

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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