How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Where's my tractor?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Women.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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