A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Nice weather we're having.

Women's rights.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Woman's rights.

don't look behind you

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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