Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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