- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??