Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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No it isn't.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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