I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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