What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Six million.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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69

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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asparagus

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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