Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

No it isn't.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Six million.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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