What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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alert("The Game");//

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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JEWS

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Garry Glitters on here

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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