What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Sorry boss

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What abou three times

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Canada

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Nobody cares.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Anti Joke

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