What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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