- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Where's my shotgun

Gabe Mercado

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Drunk irish man

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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