- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

haha, you're an orphan

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's dead? Your mum.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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