why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Your time.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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The Game.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Justin Beiber

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Women's Rights.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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