- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Are you a human?

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

why?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Women Voting

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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