- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

So a black man hails a taxi...

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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