Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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no

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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"Up to 50% off."

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Anti Joke

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