- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What's dead? Your mum.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Poop

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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