- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Hey, Max!!

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

whats brown? poop.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

hi. thats what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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