how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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hey bill!

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Anti Joke

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