Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Which one is hardest?

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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