roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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No it isn't.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Woman's rights

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The penn state football administration

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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