- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Knock Knock Yes?

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Obama

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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