- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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