- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Come in

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

No. Yes.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A child with cancer grows up.

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