- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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