Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

This site is easy to upload to...

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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