- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Gadaffi

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

democracy

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Cows go moo.

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