- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Obama

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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