Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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