- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

The 13th Amendment...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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