A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Hey

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A jew go out of a bar

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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