What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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