What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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The Economy

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Chayton

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

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