What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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women outside of the kitchen

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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gay rights

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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