A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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( o Y o )

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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wnba

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No. Yes.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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minecraft

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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