Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Are you a human?

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Six million.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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