Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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poop

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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