A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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A snake walks into a bar

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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the real mccoy

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Chrissy is funny.

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you

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Ham sandwich

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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