Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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