This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Obamacare haters

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

whats better than 24................. 25

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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