What abou three times

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Penis

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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