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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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