What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Your social life

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Penis-Pump

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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