- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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