Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Anti Joke

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