A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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8===========D O:

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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