A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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