roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Penis.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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knock knock go away ok

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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