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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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