How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

PENlS.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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*you're

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

why did i fall? i got pushed!

what do you call a black man named mike

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Potato

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Anti Joke

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