Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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asian drivers.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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im a selling a car

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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