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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Knock Knock Come in

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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