A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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