- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's 9+10=? 19

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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