What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Garry Glitters on here

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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minecraft

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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