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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Civil Rights.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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