whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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