Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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JEWS

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Your time.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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