- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

what is the awesomest of them all? me

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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