What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Alt F4

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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NASCAR

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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