Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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