Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

No. Yes.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Can you see this brett? Connor

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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