- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Knock knock runs away laughing

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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