Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Alex Eggbert

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

conrad profit

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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