What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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AVB

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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