- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

democracy

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

George Bush.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What does A duck smoke? Quack

I am on a escalator.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How much did the Holla Cost?

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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