What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Anti Joke

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