- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's after 9/11? 9/12

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Romney 2012

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

a man walks into horse bar

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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