- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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