Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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