Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Penis!

women's rights.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Where's my tractor?

What's clear and wet? water

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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