What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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