- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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