- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Girls Basketball.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

what is big and white? the moon

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