How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Christians pornstars.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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