A blind man walks into a pole.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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