How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

wanna hear a joke? not really

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

joe diragi makes paul look straight

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Ouch.

Ha

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