- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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