What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How did the girl die? 25.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

this is a joke

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

women outside of the kitchen

LOL May Wong

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Nothing yet CC

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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