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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Farts smell bad!

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Anti Joke

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