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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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hello

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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