- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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