Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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