what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Anti Joke

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