Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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