- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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