Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What's up? A direction...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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whats brown? poop.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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