The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Nobody cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Penis

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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