timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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