Why did the baby die? I killed it.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

women outside of the kitchen

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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feces

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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