what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the fish say? Moo

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Ha

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Thanks

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

This site is easy to upload to...

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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