- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

hi

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

knock knock!! kanye west

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??