- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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