What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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I have no ideas.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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