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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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sarah taylor

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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