Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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