- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

ballsack

Girls Basketball.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Cancer.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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