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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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