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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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