how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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LOL May Wong

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Nothing yet CC

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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