Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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alston wang

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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a ginger has a soul

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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#scabbers

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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