Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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twilight

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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