Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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