- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Potato.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

why did Max cry??? chicken

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

George Bush.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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