I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Women's Rights.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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