What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Black People.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

hey bill!

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

You have cancer

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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