What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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