What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Penis.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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