Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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twilight

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Anti Joke

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