a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

What's better than sex? Nothing

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Do you know what they say? Words

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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