- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

A black guy with his family.

PENlS.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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