- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

LOL May Wong

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

PENlS.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??