- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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women playing football?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Your time.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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