- Anti Joke

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Mitt Romney.

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