- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

women's rights.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Take my wife- to the store.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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