A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Anti Joke

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