- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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