What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Black People.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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