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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

knock knock!! kanye west

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Hippopatomous!

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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