Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Wade's the father

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Please spell dyslexia.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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